At one point during this week all the Wildlings were:
and
and
and as such it made me feel:
But at some point, as it normally does, it went wrong.
And everyone got all:
(She has a fever! At an amusement park! What kind of bullshit is this?)
and also:
(That’s the faces of misery, in case you were unaware)
And while I don’t have a photo of Wildling #3 being miserable, trust me, he was. Wildling #3 thinks the camera is his personal photog, he has the mindset of a Kardashian (which is, look pretty when it flashes, always smile, think of nothing but boobs)
Which lead me to feel more like this:
and eventually this:
This is the photo where I beg for it to be Friday at 5pm, and then remember I am a PARENT and no such thing exists anymore!
Things that happened this week for which I give credit to the above post:
- Wildling #2 spiked a ridiculous fever at an amusement park
- She had strep throat
- Wildling #1 had swimmers ear and complained for four straight days (without taking a breath) that he was mad at his ears (and me, I guess) because he couldn’t dunk under the water at camp.
- Wildling #3 played ‘tricked ya’ with night time sleep.
- I started week #2 of Jenny Craig. (I haven’t killed anyone yet, so that’s a positive, right?)
If you want something deeper than this: you might look here:
Yes. That’s a puddle of water.
But tomorrow is Fuck It Friday! And I’m going to buy myself a gift to really drive home how much I am over this week. Stay tuned. (Don’t you want to know what I’m buying myself?)
The photos of you are somehow awesome, though I’m sorry it went down this way…
Misery can be awesome, that’s why it gets so much company, right?? 😉
I gasped a little at the faces of misery because sometimes you photograph them and they look so grown up that I cannot believe how much time has passed. Also, you take some of my favorite selfies on the internet.
Sorry I have been MIA; I’m trying to do better at that. Maybe this time it’ll stick?
Kim make them stop growing! Also, all we can do is keep tryingto do better right? love you.